'Tis the Season!

Well ladies, it's December and we all know what that means, right? Christmas parties! Endless opportunities to dress up and pig out! Oh yes. I was doing a little Christmas shopping today and while searching the men's side of Bootlegger I accidentally fell upon this sweet lace dress. Besides the fact that it fits SO small that I almost had a fucking hernia trying to get a MEDIUM off (fml I haven't been a medium since shortly after my son was born ugh). I'm not even kidding. I even thought to myself as I struggled in vain to get this son of a bitchin' thing off that I was glad I wasn't wearing my ugly panties just in case I actually had to get the sales girl to wrestle it off of me....Isn't it cute, though? I know we aren't supposed to buy stuff for ourselves during the season but I did need a new dress to wear to one of my many parties this month. And this is one I had been admiring on Pinterest for some time so when I found it at Below the Belt for $60?! I was like wow. Dude. Yes.